Well it is Jubilee weekend and I really cannot be arsed, all I can think of is badgers. Why badgers?

Nicola Walsh is a badger and can stand in for me in London at the Jubilee celebrations – bless her cotton socks, whilst bashing a couple of spoons together…

Badgers are nocturnal – so am I.

I have gray hair – so do badgers.

Erm. I live in Cheshire and we have lots of badgers.

One of my work colleagues, Rob Hughes, looks like a badger.